Score: 10

"they are all into ruin..."

submission: Super Smash bros ST 5

date: April 17, 2008

the hands will defeat them,even sonic can't save them now,but wait, a new player appears.... bladeslinger! XD

it was pretty good,even though this is the first one i've seen out of the series. The only thing i kinda thought could be better is that crazy hand could have his fingers all.... crazy like in the game.

10/10 =D

Score: 10

"most epic boss battle ever"

submission: You Have To Burn The Rope

date: April 13, 2008

this is my second review im writing,the first is on the castle crashing the beard game.

you are the renowned sir kix puff,out to destroy the evil beast that grins at everyone and showers them with deadly balls of happiness.

you first start out in the dark and ominous tunnel,which has cryptic writings that you can only understand by knowin all the languages in the world,but i have decoded them for you:

1.there's a boss at the end of this tunnel

2.you can't hurt him with your weapons.

3.to kill him,you have to burn the rope above.

have fun!

please note that i had to use all the languages of this world and mars to decode this,so it might not be exactly as said.

to throw an almighty god axe,press any key except space.

when you get to the end of the tunnel,you will face the almighty beast,grinning
colossus!He has a devistating attack,shooting his evil balls of happiness at you.because you have magic armor,though,you will only be pushed back and stunned.

you have to find one of the six almighty torches to light your stick,then jump across the floating rock platforms,being careful not to fall onto the boss.If you manage to get to the rope holding the chandelier with the burning stick,it will burn.it will hit the boss,then show a scene were you finish him with a super move.after that,you are announced a hero and savior to all!

the game was fun,simple,and a pretty good time waster,and the song at the end was great. 10/10.

P.s. please note that this is a parody guide,and i will only do this to extremely simple games such as this.i will always write a serious one for complex games.If you liked this,please PM me and aslo maybe tell me some games ou would like a guide to,and i'll be happy to make one! ^^

Score: 10

"bread attack?!"

submission: Castle Crashing the Beard

date: April 13, 2008

this is a really good game,and has a nice sence of humor to it as well.for all you people who need to know everything,im gonna make a small guide to it.

first of all,you start out as a weak,puny blue soldier with a plunger as a weapon.to upgrade,you need exp,and to get that,you need to make hits. every successful hit 1 second later than the last adds an extra point to the last(for example:hit 1=1exp,hit 2=2exp,hit 3=3exp,ect.).As you level up,your color changes and you get a better weapon.the order goes by this:

blue-plunger,green-mace,red-axe,gold-
gold sword,pink-you'll find out :P.

Tom has 4 moves,he sticks out his tongue and his beard extends out in a semicirlce radius,then he fires a laser out of his eyes,he always does it at a side,and shoots one at the top and at the bottom.he also has a not-to-common spin wheel attack,that he usually does at the top.the last one is unmistakable,he'll laugh or say something and go up off screen in the middle,then giant loafs of bread fall,it covers a lot of ground but can be dodged if you stay at a side in the middle.

you will notice that there are graves with angry faices on them.these dont do anything,but you can hit them to get experience.If you die,you become an angry faice grave.

after you kill tom,he will start exploding,giving you time to hit the graves for exp.after he's done,he becomes a skull!

His life refills all the back to full,but he only has 1 attack this time. he shoots fireballs in 7 directions,and they do good damage.he'll keep a cycle of left,right,middle,left,right,middle.i ts best to attack after he shoots fireballs then stay a distance away so as not to get hit.after you kill the skull,then you're done!

it will show tom(with his overgrown beard)sleeping at a computer as it shows the credits.

the game was great and deserves a 10/10

P.S.i hope this was a helpful guide,and if you liked it,pls PM me,i might make more =D

Score: 10

"pretty good,pretty good"

submission: I Am Metal Slug

date: April 5, 2008

when i saw the title and the picture,i already visualized something about a metal slug that has copyright issues XD.pretty good plot idea,but could've been funnier.ill give it a good score cause it was just a short,top of the head flash animation :).

Score: 10

"roflmao"

submission: SSBB Theme Decoded

date: March 25, 2008

this is very funny because of how you used random humor in a good way!i saw one like this on youtube,but it wasnt as good as this,great job!

Score: 10

"omg noes!"

submission: Megapokedigimangs

date: March 25, 2008

lol,all the cute little animals playing around,and the sun with a face watching them with glee.but wait,the sun makes a sniffle,and all the playing animals look at him in suspense. oh noes,he sneezes great flames that roast anything alive!!!!!!!!!!.

WHY?! WHHHHHHHHHHHY?!?!?!

because its anime,that's why :P. lol,very good,nice job!

Score: 10

"HOORAY FOR BRAWL!"

submission: Brawl is here!

date: March 16, 2008

lol,that is exactly like me,except i would get back up and play the game at home XP.

i also took note of the extra things you did. on the calender,on the saint patty's day box(you will need to pause it),it says saint patty's day,get beer and weed.

also,on the wii logo(outside the shop),you can notice very small writing. if you pause and zoom in on it,it says "are sold out,lol."

the easter egg was pretty predictalbe,too XD.

overall,10/10 and 5/5,no matter if the lip synching wasnt good,it has brawl and spongebob in it!

Score: 7

"not bad"

submission: Astroid Belt

date: March 6, 2008

pretty good game.challenging to,but the game was kinda too simple and sometimes you couldnt maneuver out no matter how good you were. overall,its a pretty good time waste. =D

Score: 10

"it was great"

submission: Grid16

date: February 18, 2008

it was a great challenge and i loved playing it. people who gave this a bad score dont understand that this game tests how you can understand your surroundings and adapting as fast as you can,making it challenging,yet fun at the same time.try to make more grids.

also,there was a glitch. at a speed of like 3.4/3.6, in the falling game,the ball would fall through the walls. not a biggy,but just to let you know

Score: 10

"i've been a fan from the start"

submission: Super Mario bros Z intro

date: February 6, 2008

i watched your first movie and i was already addicted. the series is really great,and i love the intro to it,too.but im wondering when the next one will come,for its been awhile. please tell us all!!!!!