the hands will defeat them,even sonic can't save them now,but wait, a new player appears.... bladeslinger! XD

it was pretty good,even though this is the first one i've seen out of the series. The only thing i kinda thought could be better is that crazy hand could have his fingers all.... crazy like in the game.

10/10 =D

this is my second review im writing,the first is on the castle crashing the beard game.

you are the renowned sir kix puff,out to destroy the evil beast that grins at everyone and showers them with deadly balls of happiness.

you first start out in the dark and ominous tunnel,which has cryptic writings that you can only understand by knowin all the languages in the world,but i have decoded them for you:

1.there's a boss at the end of this tunnel

2.you can't hurt him with your weapons.

3.to kill him,you have to burn the rope above.

have fun!

please note that i had to use all the languages of this world and mars to decode this,so it might not be exactly as said.

to throw an almighty god axe,press any key except space.

when you get to the end of the tunnel,you will face the almighty beast,grinning
colossus!He has a devistating attack,shooting his evil balls of happiness at you.because you have magic armor,though,you will only be pushed back and stunned.

you have to find one of the six almighty torches to light your stick,then jump across the floating rock platforms,being careful not to fall onto the boss.If you manage to get to the rope holding the chandelier with the burning stick,it will burn.it will hit the boss,then show a scene were you finish him with a super move.after that,you are announced a hero and savior to all!

the game was fun,simple,and a pretty good time waster,and the song at the end was great. 10/10.

P.s. please note that this is a parody guide,and i will only do this to extremely simple games such as this.i will always write a serious one for complex games.If you liked this,please PM me and aslo maybe tell me some games ou would like a guide to,and i'll be happy to make one! ^^

this is a really good game,and has a nice sence of humor to it as well.for all you people who need to know everything,im gonna make a small guide to it.

first of all,you start out as a weak,puny blue soldier with a plunger as a weapon.to upgrade,you need exp,and to get that,you need to make hits. every successful hit 1 second later than the last adds an extra point to the last(for example:hit 1=1exp,hit 2=2exp,hit 3=3exp,ect.).As you level up,your color changes and you get a better weapon.the order goes by this:

blue-plunger,green-mace,red-axe,gold-
gold sword,pink-you'll find out :P.

Tom has 4 moves,he sticks out his tongue and his beard extends out in a semicirlce radius,then he fires a laser out of his eyes,he always does it at a side,and shoots one at the top and at the bottom.he also has a not-to-common spin wheel attack,that he usually does at the top.the last one is unmistakable,he'll laugh or say something and go up off screen in the middle,then giant loafs of bread fall,it covers a lot of ground but can be dodged if you stay at a side in the middle.

you will notice that there are graves with angry faices on them.these dont do anything,but you can hit them to get experience.If you die,you become an angry faice grave.

after you kill tom,he will start exploding,giving you time to hit the graves for exp.after he's done,he becomes a skull!

His life refills all the back to full,but he only has 1 attack this time. he shoots fireballs in 7 directions,and they do good damage.he'll keep a cycle of left,right,middle,left,right,middle.i ts best to attack after he shoots fireballs then stay a distance away so as not to get hit.after you kill the skull,then you're done!

it will show tom(with his overgrown beard)sleeping at a computer as it shows the credits.

the game was great and deserves a 10/10

P.S.i hope this was a helpful guide,and if you liked it,pls PM me,i might make more =D

this is awesome. love golden sun,and i love this remix. thanks for making this remix,and keep up the good work!

it was enjoyable, and the industry sure made it interesting. nice going making it unique.

it was pretty good to listen to for the first 20 sec, but then the voice came in >.<